Wow.
This morning, as I went to brush my teeth, I looked at one of the most miserable things I have ever looked at. The tube of toothpaste has been cut open to scrape out what’s left. Am I really that lazy (and cheap) that I can’t stop at Rite-Aid (which I walk past on both my way to and from work) and buy basic toiletries? Obviously not, as evidenced by my cut open toothpaste tube and the quarter inch of hair on my leg (out of razors).
Oh, also, today I used a doggy poop bag as a purse (don’t worry- it was unused).
